October 6, 2008
Monday morning: Ben came to work ...
someone had obviously visited his office overnight.
Ben was saddened by the condition of his office
...and the fact that they didn't even use new tp
Even his favorite sombrero was not spared.
Ben was dismayed, but made the best of the situation by making a tp angel on the floor.
He also collected the tp in trash bags so it could be recycled a second time. Allyn estimates that it's enough tp to stock all the church restrooms for 6 months! ...and the money saved will be donated to the Harvest Project!
Church security quickly contacted the "Get A Clue" detective offices to try to reslove the case. Mrs White, Professor Plum, Mr Green, Mrs Peacock, and Colonel Mustard were on the case immediately!
They concluded that the culprits were of Mennonite origin because of the abundance of recycled materials used on the job, and the efficiency and success of the mission. The church security cameras gave them a major break in the case with the following pictures of the smug vandals admiring their work, cleverly disguised as jr high students:
Church officials are declining to comment on the situation, but the detectives are making progress and hope to close this case soon. New developments will be posted on this website!
